Hand-Carved, Limited Edition Figurine.
100% Grade-A Crystal Methaamphetamine.
While Supplies Last.

    Nothing embodies the spirit of the winter season more than a winter snowman.  And nothing will brighten up your bookshelf more than the Winter Snowman Collectible Statuette.  This finely crafted figurine is a tribute to the holiday season, a playful reminder of the happiest time of the year.

    At six inches tall, the Winter Snowman Collectible Statuette is incredibly detailed.  From his corncob pipe to his delicately shaped carrot nose, the Winter Snowman is picture-perfect.  The icy appearance of the Winter Snowman is due to the fact that he is fashioned from pure, crystalized methaamphetamine.  The street name for this material is "ice" because of its uncanny resemblance to frozen water, and it adds to the Snowman's wintery aura.

    Bring this delightful ornament into your home today.  Your satisfaction is guaranteed.

WARNING:  Winter Snowman may cause nervousness, convulsions, hallucinations, paranoia, wild mood swings, or insomnia.  Do not expose Winter Snowman to open flame.  Do not attempt to swallow Winter Snowman whole.  Winter Snowman may become extremely addictive.  Long-term exposure to Winter Snowman may cause lasting brain or kidney damage.
$199.99  Catalog # 129387.