Authentic X-Ray
Glasses. These aren't those cheap goggles you can buy off
of the back of a comic book, these are the real deal. Unlike
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weapons-grade radioactive materials. They won't help you
see through people's clothes, but they will leave you
sick and horribly disfigured. Catalog #XRG193284328. $340.23 USD
($102,129.98 S/H).
All Manner of
Obscene T-Shirts. Show your contempt for popular standards of good
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Approximately 103,092 different designs are currently in stock.
Custom shirts are also available. Send $1,987.21 for a full
catalog of available products.
Shrunken Monkey
Heads. Straight from the jungles of Africa and onto your
bookshelf! Each Shrunken Monkey Head is an actual decapitated
monkey head, lovingly preserved in a dark and ancient ritual. Use
it as a paperweight or as a doorstop. Wear it on a string around
your neck and get puzzled glances from "normal" people.
The uses are limitless and it makes a great stocking stuffer!
Catalog# SMH2034957. $8,097.35 USD ($546.78 S/H).
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