SURGERY-FREE ENHANCEMENT KIT

Down on your luck? Do you have trouble making friends or succeeding at work? In all likelihood, it's because your reproductive organs are just too damn small. Fortunately for you, now there's a painless and inexpensive way for you to do something about it: THE SURGERY-FREE ENHANCEMENT KIT.

Each kit gives you everything you need to increase size up to a factor of 10. No exorbitant doctor's fees or risky surgeries. No sub-dermal implants subject to bacterial infection. Instant results! Astound your friends and neighbors with your increased self-confidence and freakishly large anatomy!

Catalog No. 98230480. Cost $19.95 ($400 S/H). Kit includes one 10x magnifying glass.