Tired of sitting in traffic while the guys in the carpool whiz by you in the "high occupancy vehicle" lane?  Those days will be over when you buy
Mindy the HighWay Companion.
With the Highway Companion in your passenger seat, you too can experience the wonders of the far left lane.  The Highway Companion inflates in seconds and is guaranteed to deceive the passing glance of suspicious state troopers.  With the Highway Companion, you can pull one over on your local transportation authority and ride in the lanes that are reserved for cars with more than one occupant.  The Highway Companion saves you from the hassle of hectic rush hour traffic. 
    Like Tang and microchips, the Highway Companion is an example of space age technology adapted for consumer use.  Originally designed to assist Russian cosmonauts on extended off-planet excursions, the Highway Companion is loaded with functionality.  Here are some of the outstanding features:

• Inflates with standard bicycle pump, deflates for easy storage
• Lifelike 5'8" 38D-24-34 dimensions
• Stain-proof, easy to clean vinyl skin
• Fully bendable and durable
• Three orifices for storage of pens, loose change, candy, maps, etc.

Make your drive to and from work easier.  Get the Highway Companion.  $93.67 with $500 S/H.  CATALOG #325098.