Tuck's Shot-Up
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Founded:
April 21, 1997
Last hacked: May 12, 2006 21:00 EST
Well, here I is! Dunno why anyone would want to know what
the ol' curmudgeon looks like; but, some asked for a pic. For those curious
about the patches on the vest; NRA Certified Pistol Instructor and NRA
Endowment Member. Can't see the Virginia Shooting Sports Association Life
Member and Rivanna Rifle and Pistol Club patches on lower pockets.
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My Other Web Page Links
Old
Fart #666's Rummie Page
My
Firearms and Military Related Links Page
My
Favorite Quotes Page
Nuke
a Spammer!!!
- A really mean-spirited way to get rid of spammers - I LOVE IT!!!
Good DownIsland Links
.
Grenada Visitor Forum - objective & unbiased vacation travel infomation source about the island paradise of Grenada.
The Spiceislander Talkshop - A Grenadian "local" bulletin board. Lots of politics, but some good info on what's happening.
New
Year's 2001 on the S/V Yankee Clipper - one of our best cruises!
WindJammer
Barefoot Cruises - The GREATEST
vacation, except for the suits in Miami !!!
Note: A "SeaDog" is someone who
has done at least 5 WindJammer cruises. I qualified in October '97 on the
50th. Anniversary Flotilla, we've now done over 30 cruises.
"The Most
Serious 4x4 on Earth"
This Ain't No Foo-Foo Ship !!!
H1 - The Real Deal !
Q: Why doesn't a Hummer have an Airbag?
A: Well, lets put it this way, if someone runs into a you at a reasonable
speed, they may total their car. Your coffee may spill over as well. If
you run into someone, you will probably go over them.
Q: What happens when you drive a Hummer?
A: A personality transformation takes place. Deep inside the brain
of every male is the GODZILLA GLAND, a tiny organ that makes men obnoxious,
aggressive and loud. It can be tamed by high level degrees, dark suits
and neckties, but it won't go away. Driving a massive truck that can go
almost anywhere (point and go), causes the gland to go haywire. Chest hairs
sprout. Teen-era testosterone levels regenerate. The intellectual centers
begin to shrivel up. Obstacles become adventure.
Official
Hummer Site
Hummers
in Action
Off-Road.com
Hummer Section
Hummer
Jokes Home
You
might be driving a Hummer if...
Hummers
and Macs are similar
If you have comments
or suggestions: E-Mail: tuck@cstone.net
Well,
that's it for now.