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Designed for Netscape Navigator 3.0 and Higher. AOL browsers may not support the music player in the upper left, but your not missing much. Microsoft Explorer...well...it will load the page just fine but I just don't like it. :).

If you do not like the lame MIDI rendition of KoRn's "No Place To Hide" , as in you find it annoying or painful to listen to, I have other lame MIDI renditions of songs for you to choose from...if you so choose to...or something like that...

1979thirty-threeCloserDisarmDown In ItEyeMargaritavilleMayonaise
M.C.I.S.PiggyReptileRuinerStairway...Terrible LieTodaytonight-tonight

Want KoRn back...? Ok.

I believe the message I am try to get across in the scene below is fairly obvious. To put it plainly, I DON'T LIKE BOB SAGET. I don't think he is funny, but 'ol Bob here thinks that Bob is the funniest man alive. I hate "Americas Funniest Home Videos", and I think that Full House is the worst thing that ever happened to prime time. It is a disgrace to our nation, and to wholesome, modern day Televison. Admit it, even YOU would like to see Bob Saget get peppered in the face by the wing-mounted quad lasers of a spaceship.
A guy who thinks he's funny but he's notAn X-Wing shooting the guy in the face!

Though it may not look like it, believe you me, it is hurting him.

Welcome one, and welcome all to My, Kyle Stewarts, (aka. Cal) Hideout. Though this page has little purpose, I have devoted myself to it in hopes that people will see it. (Why else would someone make a Web page?) I guess now that you are looking at it, I have achieved my goal. But please, do not leave quite yet, for there is more to this little homepage of mine besides the cruel verbal and graphic bashing of a washed up celebrity. Oh yes, there is indeed, and how else can you discover the other random and offensive material on this site unless you stick around? Yeah, that's what I thought.

ATTENTION
If you are any of the following people call me because I love you.

Jewel
Leean Tweeden
Nina Persson
Jeniffer Aniston

Thank You.

By now I imagine you think that I am a cold, hateful, mean, and insensitive person. Well, if that is the case I would like you to know that you have the wrong impression of me. I am really a nice guy, who is kind and loving to all creatures. Need proof? Ok fine, then click here, here, or even here. Still not convinced? Fine, then try this one.

Now what do you think of me? If you still aren't convinced that I am a peaceful, kind and loving man, then I hate you and I hope you die.

So...why did you come here?? Well, you most likely don't have a clue as to why you came here, but by now you probably really wish you had never seen this page before in your entire life. If that IS what you think, then you haven't given me a fair chance. As I finish them, links and other nooks and crannies of the site will show up in the empty column to the left, and eventually this may become a useful site. Check back in often, I'm gonna be working on this alot, but if you just can't wait you can mail me and tell me what you think thus far.

THANKS FOR STOPPIN' BY!