Old Fart #666's

Rum, Rhum & Ron

Toasts & Quotes Page
Sat, Aug 26, 2000 at 6:56 PM E.S.T. (GMT-5)

"You can't lay on the beach and drink rum all day if you don't start in the morning."
Ministry of Rum site


 
May those who love us, love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts;
And if He doesn't turn their hearts
May He turn their ankles
So we'll know them by their limping.
An old Gaelic blessing
 

Here's ta lie'in, stealin', cheatin', & drinkin'
If you are going to lie, lie for a friend.
If you are going to steal, steal a woman's heart.
If you are going to cheat, cheat death.
And if you are going to drink, drink with me!
First heard from Capt. Neil Carmichael aboard S/V Yankee Clipper - Dec. 1995
 

"Where are my shoes?"
Tuck Landry the morning after his attempt to set the record at Sunshine's by drinking 15 Killer Bees